Some gems from the past couple of weeks:
Lucy had endured a long carpool afternoon in the car, and had needed to use the restroom for hours. She was close to an accident, so I asked her if she would make it. Her reply: "Don't worry. My bladder just grabbed my pee pee by its pants and yanked it back inside. Now it's sitting on the couch watching t.v., just waiting to come out."
Sophie (with fists clenched, leg stomping): "WHY AM I NOT AN ADULT YET???"
Also from Sophie: "I want lucy's tea set so bad, when I look at it my eyes glow."